Tragically the bloke dressed up as Ali G is out of shot.

What do you call poi with bits of string-stroke-stuff? Isn't that a kite? Anyway, it looks very good and we can't do it as we inevitably end up bashing ourselves on the head. And that hurts, string or not.

Note: this is a nice chap lifting his girlfriend up for a dance, not a really, really tall girl trying to shuffle around on the grass with a midget.

Would YOU get on a bus that had this infant plastered all over the side? We don't bloody care if it's advertising the Olympics, it's utterly terrifying.

Something we learned at RISE: this game is actually called Aya. It is very old and very famous. It is NOT called Bantumi. That is the game you get on your old Nokia.

What did your mother tell you about shaking hands with strangers? Even ones dressed up as smoke alarms.

Badges are ace. Especially when you get two for 50p and there are lovely smiling RISE girls to hand them out.